Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Yup, that day is today.

My bio over there on the left is no longer true.  That's right folks, I am no longer 29.

Today I turn the big 3-0. 

In honor of such an occasion, I would like to tell you (aside from the date, of course) how exactly is that I know I am thirty (aka old). 

1.  I have crows feet.  Yes, crows feet.  My otherwise youthful smile is broken apart by the noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. 

2.  I cannot remember what I am supposed to be doing at any given time of the day.  Lists and calendars people -- it is how I keep my job.  And my sanity.

3.  Unlike after I had Noelle, I have yet to regrow the hair I lost after having Nikolai. 

Although there is hope...if you look really closely below, I have SOME re-growth.  Maybe by 40 I will have a bit more ;)  (please ignore how ghastly pale I am...tanning is in my future).





4.  8:30 p.m. is late.  Really, really late.

5.  I really like to watch Dateline and Antique Roadshow.  Add that to my other TV favs - Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy -- and I should just go right to the old home.

6.  I very much look forward to reading the Sunday paper. 

7.  People call me ma'am.  I look around for my mother every time, but no, they really are referring to me.

8.  I rock out the "back in the day" mixes on the radio. 

9.  My bones crack and make odd noises when I get up in the morning. 

10.  I can no longer tell people I am in my 20s...or can I?...



10 comments:

Unpolished Parenting said...

Happy Birthday!!!

baker_ame said...

Happy birthday, Anne!

Nicci @ Changing the Universe said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

And I LOVE the "Back in the Day Buffet" at lunch time :)

Rachel B. said...

Happy birthday, Anne!

Devan @ Accustomed Chaos said...

Happy 30th Birthday!!! I hope you have a wonderful day xxoo

Alissa said...

I turn 25 this year and plan to perpetually stay 25 :)

Happy Birthday! Love you!

Crystal said...

ohhh it got you too. It just sneaks up from behind and WHAM, knocks ya down. I can barely stay awake until 9, I buy specialty cream for lots of things, and I creak too. But I'm still holding onto 30 (i should be 33 in March, but shhhhhh). I'll be 30....again!

Ingrid said...

Happy Birthday! Welcome to the best decade of your life!

t.bird said...

happy birthday!

legallyinsanemommy said...

Happy Birthday - may the 30s be wonderful to you!